Eli Manning has taken more hits than Wiz Khalifa today

If you don't have fun when you're young, you'll have nothin' to smile about when you're old.

Congrats to my dude Peyton Manning! Denver Broncos NFL #Peyton509 #SFvsDEN

That escalated quickly. #HOUvsPIT

Will the Seahawks make the playoffs this year? NFL Network asked... YOU answered: at.nfl.com/kxwzMMH

Exactly. Accurate. Very accurate.

Me: "Siri, find me the nearest breakfast taco!"

#wcw #wgw 😍😘🙈

Chose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn't hiring

I hate to steal from Julius Thomas, but THIS IS TOO EASY! #TNF

Breakdown of people watching #DALvsWAS: 0.01% DAL/WAS fans 0.01% Fantasy owners 0.01% Gamblers 99.97% People wanting a Tony Romo meltdown

All this Tony Romo meltdown teasing is giving America blue balls #DALvsWAS

Romo Fumble!!

Looks like every Dallas opponent for the rest of the season will be blitzing their asses off. #WhatPassProtection? #MNF

Six and Twooooo... Good ass game though #WASvsDAL #MNF

@ThatBoyJWhit lol wonder who this is directed towards

@gabiiibarajasss @ThatBoyJWhit me too😳