Man every single one of them has a handler

I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you" I couldn't believe it...You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life

why is male country music like “hot girls in teeny tiny shorts I will make you my wife, bear my children, front porch, family values, casseroles” and female country music is like “oops I killed my husband”

Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause.

As a man, sometimes you have to make a choice between mocking astrology and getting laid

Uber gives you a little discount if you want to risk your life with a female driver.

Fact Check: True!

You can genuinely tell realtors think they should be in the same tier as doctors and lawyers

jewish man attempts to fake being assaulted….while people are filming… 🤣 “oy vey! the goyim are attacking me!” you can’t make this shit up, hilarious 😭

Finally found this classic 😭

That crowd from 99 could’ve overthrown the government and they noticed that

I almost died laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brutal 😭😭

The world needs to see the most insane Halloween costume ever

LMFAO Someone recreated John Wick with Michael Cera using AI 😂 They also recast the entire movie. Credit u/brianjsai

if they’re lying to your face about things happening right now in real time with cameras everywhere and the internet at your fingertips imagine how bad the history books are

Oprah knew and Dave knew that she knew. They’re all in the club.

Bee Gees without music hit different 🤣