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I'm really looking forward to live tweeting the #Roseoftralee tonight. I even thought of a hilarious new joke where I will reference Father Ted and call it the lovely girls competition. I might even say they all have lovely bottoms!!!! I just hope that nobody else thinks of it

The best travel article you'll read this year (not written by me) is Joel Stein's visit to the autocracy of Hungary: thejoelstein.substack.com/p/i-went-to-hu…

The RTE PLAYER let's people all over the world get frustrated with all the buffering #RoseOfTralee

For her party piece the Meath Rose will work a 12 hour shift as nurse and not get paid enough #RoseOfTralee

I would love to see a black trans girl from India win just to watch our bitter patriots spontaneously combust in a fit of rage #RoseOfTralee

When an American Rose is on stage, Daithi increases his Paddywackery by a solid 30% #roseoftralee

For her party piece the Wexford Rose will flog some overpriced strawberries while not pronouncing the letter T #RoseOfTralee

Just for the record, the "Escorts" are only there to provide "company" to the roses tonight. However if the rose wants "more" and they come to some sort of financial arrangement, behind closed doors, afterwards, it's completely above board #RoseOfTralee

If any of the ladies entering the Rose of Tralee this year are looking for an Escort, I offer the following: €100/ half hour. €150/ hour. Kissing without tongue. Boyfriend experience. Call in and call out. Full body massage. Protection must be used. #RoseOfTralee

For her party piece the Kerry Rose will barely hide her raging jealousy of Cork people #roseoftralee

How come the Kerry rose talks like an educated person from 2025 and Daithi talks like a pig farmer from the 1930s #RoseofTralee

For her party piece the London Rose is gunna throw Daithi down the Apples and Pears, innit #roseoftralee

For her party piece the Armagh Rose will flood Kerry with cheap diesel #roseoftralee

The #Roseoftralee is lovely reminder how so many Irish people travel and settle down all over the world as migrants

The Longford Rose nearly financially crippled the festival when she brought all the Roses to Centre Parcs for the night #roseoftralee

For her party piece the Cork Rose is simply gunna be better than all the other roses combined #roseoftralee

Hello Daithi, I'm the Coypu Rose and my party piece was amassing over 20k stupid idiot Twitter followers who I don't even like #RoseofTralee

For her party piece the Dublin Rose will call the rest of the country "Bleedin' Culchies" and sell 6 apples for €2k #roseoftralee

Fun fact: Even though she is from West Philadelphia, the Philli Rose spent most of her teens living in Bell Air after getting into a playground scrap #roseoftralee