Luke Combs on Hot Ones explaining what Cookout is.

its LGBTQIA not LGBTQ-AI

"reporter-free newsroom" my brother in christ that's just called a room

A hungry orange cat broke into its owner's slow cooker and stole a brisket straight out of the pot. abcnews.link/VWDknpo

Afroman’s attorney, David Osborne, argued the case was about free speech and musical expression. Osborne pointed to Afroman, wearing an American flag suit, and said: “Does this look like a man who thinks that everybody’s going to assume that everything he’s saying is fact?” The

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

Opening of The Times Chuck Norris obit. Something like 10 - 15 years ago, when Twitter still mostly ran on a social graph of sorts, this place was filled with so many Chuck Norris jokes that were a derivative of this scenario.

I think the High Point band has identified the proper amount of cowbell.

The Carlisle 522007 stackable 20 oz is the best cup ever created

On March 22, 2005, ‘Boom goes the dynamite!’ was coined by Brian Collins on Ball State University’s student newscast. Filling in for the regular sportscaster, Collins was forced to ad-lib when a teleprompter error caused the script to skip ahead, resulting in the now-viral moment

As far as I’m concerned, the “Greatest Newspaper Headline” contest is now closed. (New York Times 1916, via Newspapers.com)

As of yesterday, Bob is still waiting for a home, according to Cecil County Animal Services. There have been lots of inquiries, but no serious adopters yet. Please keep sharing and spreading the word, Cat Twitter — let’s help Bob find his person. 🐾 #adoptbob

Every state has an old timey common law claim that gets asserted by an older attorney or the most insane pro se litigant around. It’s called like “bill of the wash” and it comes with 4x damages, attorneys’ fees, and you need to prove actual witchcraft to win.

Three Roombas taking part in a mating ritual

The Supreme Court's refusal to intervene here is an absolute travesty for press freedom rights.

When you think of free speech heroes, Joseph E. Foreman might not come to mind. But in a courtroom last week, Foreman, also known as Afroman, hilariously showed how America’s free speech commitment keeps officials in check. 🖊️: FIRE’s Greg Lukianoff and Adam Goldstein 📰: The Washington Post

this is unironically how the other disciples were talking about Paul at Antioch

Midwestern Nice derives from centuries of Northern European peasants developing helpful relationships with everyone in the village so they don’t all freeze to death. Southern politesse is about not accidentally starting a blood feud or a duel.