Large hole in the ground left by the city for MONTHS: reported. You’re welcome! -Charles

Donald, PLEASE break up with Benjamin! This relationship isn’t healthy for anyone! -Charles

I knew he was lying out of his butt the moment he opened his mouth! HA! -Charles

Oh boy, more expired pie filling for dessert. -Charles

PLEASE if you have a toe infection, put the mop down and REST. Common sense! -Charles

I thought you were in contact with Kenneth…. DISREGARD! -Charles

I need to know so badly if he was bald or not, I am about to pass out here. -Charles

Trump: 'Israel Will Not Be Bombing Lebanon Any Longer. They Are PROHIBITED From Doing So by the U.S.A. Enough Is Enough!!!'

Held the door open for someone and assumed they would let me get back in place in line. Man, was I wrong! She cut me in line and didn’t even say thank you! We need a new plague! -Charles

It has been FIVE HOURS!!!! I will call in the next 15 minutes if this is not resolved. Not good… -Charles

FINALLY!!!!!!! -Charles

There are dozens of people at this IHOP right now celebrating my birthday. Unlimited blueberry pancakes and free coffee refills. IAM IN HEVAEN! -Charles

“Women can’t be president because what happens if she’s on her period?” crowd is proven wrong yet again. HA! -Charles

WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY! Makes the inevitable day of death that much sweeter. -Charles

Why would you run towards an explosion??? IDITO! -Charles

How the hell will I get my daily zinc intake if they remove it from my pumpkin seeds to save money? Sigh! -Charles

IS NO ONE GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE 12 FOOT HOLE IN THE SIDEWALK????? It has been here for 2 months now. FBI -Charles

Tasmanian Devil…. 2013… Ask him about it. -Charles

He’s staying in bed all day AGAIN??? Get up, sell your burgers, and THRIVE!! You only get one life…. some may get two depending if you beat the illness.. -Charles

A huge blow to his ego- DESERVED!!! -Charles