|: Answering DM rps for now, I've got cleaning and cooking and organizing to do. Wanna stay focused in one area. Be back out on the TL later!

|: So, Some guy just tried to break into my apartment. ...This fucking, day, I swear.

I literally opened my window, and yelled down for him to stay right there while I get my gun and shoot his ass in the head. He ran.

Same thing happened to my cousin. She grabbed her machete from off the wall and swung at his dick. He pissed on her floor. Yeah, our family isn't normal when it comes to this type of shit.

Okay guys, I won't be on much through the next two days, gonna scare people with my human look and my bat. Also with the bags under my eyes.

|: Officially back from my date, and you know it went well when they gift you a bottle of wine. So happy right now. I'll be in DMs shortly! Gonna curl up in bed with it. Drink and be merry. Happy Halloween!

Tugs @sarcastic_munda into my DMs and keeps him hostage.

"Speaking of which, a rumor spread about that saying Stiles should check back into the hospital since he's delusional thinking I'd ever wake up N A K E D in his bed Hence why I kissed him in the lunchroom, and reminded him in front of everyone that I left my thong at his place"

Lurker Danielle.

|: Me, while watching Teen Wolf. x.com/JoshPherigo/st…

|: Wow... Great way to make me feel wanted around here. Be back whenever.

"Some people..."

|: I'll let you know when I find out the secret to doing so. Me personally I just... do it. It's still weird don't get me wrong, I'm not entirely used to it yet but, yeah. Just take a crack at it. x.com/SarcasticBoy24…

Kidnaps @EndearingHunter.

"Freaking out Stiles first thing in the morning; check."

Thank god for these 280 Tweet characters. I finally can roleplay properly. 👌