i miss when MSFT was the largest company in the world. it felt real. tangible. you could ask your mom what the biggest company was and she might be able to guess it. those days are gone. everything is truly computer

lotta philosophical jargon for a product that's really just insider trading on nobel peace prize winners + a sports betting tax loophole

jesus fucking christ NVIDIA @openAI @amd Intel @oracle @microsoft @google Amazon someone put out a press release please SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!!!!

best bbg room message of the day: "this is all a setup by my boss to not pay out pnl before year end"

I love reading the timeline sentiment and then seeing that Bitcoin is still +19% YTD. Zero fucking pity from me on a standalone basis, but I do feel horrible if people depend on you

You need to be cockroachmaxxing

need

Why are they paying for this to be a promoted ad

"S&P500 constituent shares volumes were only up +9% versus the 20-day moving average this past Friday"

Zuck’s algo has me nailed down man

wonder how these all end up!

Larry's keynote today is gonna have me standing at my desk

Oh god get this motherfucker on tegus

Oh and now erotica

"OpenAI makes five-year business plan to meet $1tn spending pledges" i mean i would hope so yea