Need Thorbjornsen and Clanton on the team for Adare Manor 2027 #USA

Dak will finish the season top 3 in MVP voting #CoopsThoughts #LANK #needahotblonde

CUBBIES #back

LANK

“We’ll check in with Mr. Beast at halftime”

Can fat chicks start wearing more clothing please? Genuinely wearing towels to the bar now. Like yo, put that shit away NOW #LANK

Heavily populated place = “this place is a zoo.” Automatic. Catholic all girls school. Automatic, still is.

The ugliest looking kid you know wears a fitted MLB hat backwards with earrings.

Maybe the scariest Sunday I’ve ever witnessed in my life. Does she even exist #lowercaselanktonight

There was once a dream that was Rome.

Repent and you too shall be saved

I’m pretty sure me and Cooper (Coop) Flagg had a conversation with a broad about who Johnny Fontane is last night. She did not know. #BallKnowledge

Got with a Jew last night. Whoops! #multicultural #yamaka

Elevator door: 1, Evan “EJ” Walters: 0

Chat GPT just motored this case study down to 5 minutes of work. We are so back #TheGreatLockIn Steve “Will Riley” Smith Sr #LANK

thinking about wrigley field in october

Rookies are Oktoberfest ready, Wrigley Field. 😂

#FourOhFall #AcademicWeapon #LANK