Ate a hotdog after the demo last night and got mustard on my keffiyeh 🤣 I feel like anti-Zionist George Costanza.

Getting dome while you do your estrogen shot is the new getting dome while you roll a blunt

Wildest shit that happened when I got arrested last week in DC was that one of the cops at holding was a trans woman 🫠

Fuck/marry/kill: Eat, Pray, Love

Transmasc Lana looks like Howdy Doodie

Dudes rock

Are tank tops called that because they invented them to wear inside tanks because it’s hot in there???

The fucking quotidian transsexual anguish of not being able to change my name on facebook to what literally everyone in my life calls me because they don’t consider it to be a name.

Seems like everyone else on the BQE was also fasting today

“Are you strong enough to be my ma’am?”

The song Dr Feelgood but instead of being about a drug dealer it’s about someone who sends their friends animal pics

Tony’s back again. Playing til 3:30.

A ma’am, a plan, a canal, Pama’am

Provincetown Cottage Report:

'If you listen to nature, all the sounds are done in a confident way. I'm trying to do that.' Happy Birthday to Roscoe Mitchell. Born on this day in 1940.

Are there any pants that are as affordable and durable as Dickies, but with a higher waist? I got a high butt and these Dickies give me plumber’s crack.

Just walked into Golden Krust and as soon as me and my friend were through the door the patty lady yelled “ALEXA! Play Nothing Compares 2 U.”

Someone should make a poppers bottle that looks like estradiol

I’m not a businessma’am, I’m a BUSINESS, ma’am.

Should I get a tattoo of Raybeez from the cover of Open Your Eyes but he’s got Alfred E Neuman’s head?