Places like SHAKE SHACK should just go full ghost kitchen. You can’t get served in under 30 minutes if you go inside. #starving

I’m abt to open a resto serving the foods I like to eat, not what I think I need to serve to stay on trend. Expect OLD BAY to be on a lot of stuff. There may be a basket of Funyuns on the tables as well.

I really appreciate the baristas in Starbucks acting like they’ve never heard of drinks I’ve ordered a million times in other locations…like I’m the idiot 🤔

So what rapper wore a Bass Pro Shops hat recently?

I’m seeing a LOT of “executive chef” job posts online in PHL w/ salaries of $55k-$65k & given the staffing issues I’m guessing this chef will work an insane amount of hours. Tough spot for the chef and owners to be in, because that’s not enough money 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is a problem. I don’t care if the cost of living in Indy is less than other major cities. That sounds like a pretty big job for that little bit of money. A stadium AND a convention center!?!? #paypeople

I’m at the oil change place waiting room now going over what excuses I can use to not take them up on the other 7 things they “recommend” I do, without looking like I’m poor…or don’t care about my car. Help

I hate it when Walmart doesn't have what I want and I have to go home, change out of my pajamas, take a shower and go to Target!😁😁

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the Bourdain Parts Unknown scene with Sean Brock in a Waffle House is some of worst Television I’ve ever seen in my life. Holy shit.

I wonder how many people got trampled to death trying to buy a 50 inch TV this year?

The server just asked me if she could clear my appetizer plate…that had nothing on it but my fork and some crumbs. “Yeah, I’m all set” 😂

The smallest pork chop in the history of pork chops just arrived in front of me. For $36

The CDC says that ketchup on hot dogs for people over the age of 10 is VERY bad and you should never do it.

Snowmageddon out there! Be careful folks.

Boom 💥

Doctor: Okay, you test results are in. You have Tom Jones Syndrome. Me: Is it rare? Doctor: It's not unusual! 😂😂

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She never showed up. That's when I knew we weren't going to work out! 🤣🤣

Imagine being able to just get a coffee at a Starbucks without waiting 15 minutes and watching 7 employees trip over each other.

Toy Gym. Should be shutdown.