At a time when superhero movie franchises reign supreme at the box office, it’s curious to see the marketing industry underestimating and underinvesting in its own superpower: creativity. V. interesting report here.

Never mind entangled photons, could someone please invent a quiet leaf-blower for my neighbour

For the love of god, can we have a General Election? Country needs a reset. Tories are the incoherent drunk talking only to themselves at the tail end of a wake.

For all its batshit faults, Twitter is my favourite app - the random joy, serendipity, news & community spirit outweighs the dodgy stuff. Contagious has been lucky to partner with brilliant folks in Twitter marketing teams around the world, and they’re in my thoughts today

Wow Thameslink Not only are you terrible at running a reliable train service, you just don’t give a monkey’s gonad about your passengers. Just been booted off a crowded and delayed train at Farringdon so that you can make up the time to Bedford. Thank god I WFH most of the time 😤

Not sure what I feel most miffed about. Middlesbrough FC's lacklustre performance or Sky Sports Football turning the commentary into a Radio Sunderland borefest for the first 20 minutes

Chelsea 6 Middlesbrough FC Fans 7 👏🇦🇹

Hello Thameslink - are there any trains running between St Albans City and Kentish Town today? Mixed messages between website and ticket app, so I’d appreciate a response 🙏