like a fish unaware of water the english speaker is surrounded by sailing idioms so prevalent and ingrained that he doesn’t even know they’re there

Your police covered up the rape of little girls so they didn’t appear racist

Oh fuck. Thar might actually be a problem

Hi Gavin. So your response to evidence of mass fraud in California is to accuse me of cheating on my wife? I have never cheated on my wife. We’ve been together for nearly 20 years. Gavin, you cheated on your wife. With your secretary, who was married to your best friend and

Maybe I'll get cancelled for this but lil guy was a slave I think he can

I do not think the operations director for a sitting member of the United States House of Representatives should be calling on the rest of the world to enact an economic boycott of our country

No one notices the DM getting krunk Theyre too busy investigating tracks twitch.tv/theconspirasph…

Rip You ever go on a date and just can tell the other person has no internal monolog and stops existing when no one else is around to save CPU cycles for the simulation? Nice enough dude but like Wow your hobby is watching tv? Thats so fascinating.

Honestly not bad at all.

Welcome, Black and White 3

There should be snipers at the Super Bowl that are aimed at Bad Bunny in case he runs his mouth crying about ICE during the halftime show

We're winning In the next 18 months dont be surprised if the interviews get delayed again or if the existing visa are all forced to "reapply" thus forcing another wait Many things the admin could do and likely will do to soft eliminate this visa over time

"I'm going to live in this mansion with fully armed security and enjoy all the luxuries that come with it ,for you.. the people"

A liberal has never used a statistic in their life

Gay people have a vested interest in helping preventing the spread of Islam. It’s common sense.

A Mexican guy works a job under the table or with fake documents and doesn’t pay taxes on them while his wife, that he isn’t legally married to, signs up for SNAP, takes the kids to the emergency room for a tummy ache, and they don’t even bother sending her a bill…

AI corporations when they have to pay their own bills like everyone else:

Vibes based constitutionality. Actually I deeply feel income tax is unconstitutional, so therefor I dont have to pay it.

Oops! Someone forgot about the Supremacy Clause!

12k down By the end of this year Id like to have around 20k of my own money in the market And around 3.5k margin So that would be netting me about $275 a month in dividends