Ok everyone. Remember the plan is to send the med students home EARLY today. Happy Friday!

Residents will be like “I know a spot” then show you the best bathroom in the hospital

Apply for Neurosurgery Pre-Residency Fellowship at University of Missouri! Open to US medical students or graduates for 2025-26 academic year. Send your CV or ERAS application to Fania Barsoum [email protected] #neurosurgery

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Fun fact: LeBron James was drafted before I started kindergarten and now I’m a couple months from graduating from medical school and starting surgery residency and LeBron 👑🐐 had 24-6-7 last night. #Match2025 #longevity Pardon My Take Bill Simmons

Doctors seeing Cory Booker celebrated for working for 24 hours straight

“you can go home if you want” Med students:

Best ROSC ever

Rising OMS-II & III students interested in surgery: ORIGINS matched 52 students with 9 PIs this year. Now it’s your turn. Apply for mentorship and research opportunities in surgery. 📆 Deadline: May 31 📎 Req: CV & Letter of Good Standing 🔗 Apply: forms.gle/Y394167JwNKjmD…

I should probably wean myself off of coffee so I can get re-addicted once residency starts

Wish there was a way to know whether or not this #NBAFinals was brought to me by YouTube TV 😔

Me to myself during orientation when somebody tells me another thing I’m going to have to do/learn/remember/be responsible for #MedEd #SurgEd

Imagine you're covering neurosurgery call. You're out trying to enjoy a nice family dinner, or maybe it's the middle of the night. Suddenly, you're called away for an acute traumatic subdural hematoma. You get there, the patient is herniating. You rush to the OR and

No, your doctor doesn’t want you sick. But that lie sure helps the wellness industry feel “holier than thou” while selling you overpriced nonsense.

Me at 1500 everyday when I walk past the crappy hospital coffee machine in the ICU

Incredible

Hi #MedTwitter! Officially done with my last sub-i so thought it was time! My name is Allie Heineman, OMS4 at Nova Southeastern U., & I am thrilled to be applying #Neurosurgery 🧠 for #Match2026. Huge thank you to everyone who made this path possible. So excited for the trail ahead!

Unspoken residency rule: If a consult or new admit comes in within 5 minutes of check-out time, (ex: 5:55pm) volunteer to take care of the consult so the person who’s been there all day can go home on time (since you’re going to be at the hospital for the next shift anyways!)…

Good luck today #GenSurgMatch2026 folks