The year is 2030. I am the night manager at an NFT warehouse. School has been abolished. Children mine crypto day and night. Work is good. I am happy. On God.

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Punks. I get it. Apes. I get it. Fidenza. Kongz. Cool cats. I get it. Clones are just...eww. I don’t want to display a creepy 3d child as my avatar or display them in my house.

Plz stop selling guys

Can we just tell ppl that bitcoin is a deflation hedge too

This NFT on OpenSea Will Steal Your IP Address. OpenSea allow vendors, or attackers, to load custom code when someone simply views an NFT listing(XSS attacks) testnets.opensea.io/assets/0x2f3ee… code used: everlasting-clever-meter.glitch.me/script.js

sifu: "ah shit here we go again"

BREAKING: GameStop to launch a $100M fund to invest in gaming NFTs Via morgan chittum

Today is a sad day. Today we mark a full year(!) since @nftmachine opened the telegram chat for OpeNFT🟣 || OpeNFT.eth, an OpenSea competitor. He raised 277 ETH from 130+ investors to his ENS, never shipped any semblance of product, ran away, and used the money to buy NFTs. Full story. 🧵

The 2022 NFT project playbook - create wl which grants people the honor of paying for your tokens while providing a false sense of demand. - promise airdrops, games, p2e, movies, "merch" - hint at "metaverse" in phase 3 - make honorary mints so people shill - 5-7.5% royalties👎

.MrBeast cracked the YouTube algo by studying it every tiny detail for “a thousand days in a row”

The SEC won’t approve a Spot Bitcoin ETF but they’ll approve a futures ETF causing investors to get hammered by roll costs and GBTC which is trading around -30% to NAV Nice “investor protection” 🙄

CNBC ran its "markets in turmoil" special last night, the only indicator with a perfect track record...

NFT price going down does not = rug. Project abandonment = rug.

UST is worse than Bitconnect. At least Bitconnect didn’t masquerade as a stablecoin. When your ponzi targets people’s savings (not investment) portfolio, there is a special place in hell reserved for you. Half of CT influencers, VCs, and trading firms are complicit.

It's funny how none of the Meta's properties (Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Messenger, Oculus) is considered "iPhone Essentials" I bought my first iPhone in February this year and just noticed this recently; has this been the case for years or just a recent development?

Inconvenient truths: • Almost all useful crypto apps have zero need for a token, especially a governance token - it's usually team exit liquidity • CT "influencers" that release an altcoin or NFT aren't doing it for "the community" - they want to cash in on their followers

Meta is now up nearly 50% since Jim cried on TV