Listen to Synthpunk Cowboy Cong Josie’s Remix Album “Cong On” dlvr.it/Sb5BJV

Will play your carport or hidden suburban dungeon in 2023. Just say the word.

Loved the Elvis film. Never heard of him before. Didn't know karate pros could be singers too. Must listen to more. Recommendations, please.

Are you an 😇 or 😈? These are for the devils only soz. 🔥

Quiet Night In 🌙

Saw Cong Josie and The Crimes at The Bearded Lady on Thursday night, so many sequins, so much sax, so much fun! 🤩🎷🕺 open.spotify.com/track/6zl7IOFP…

That slime horror head looks familiar... 🤷‍♀️ 1 last ZU show announced moshtix.com.au/v2/event/no-zu…

Love you. Show Sold Out tonight. But maybe you're already going, lover?

🪞🪞 on the 🧱 who is the greasiest of them all?

Book me for your wedding. I only sing 96 Tears, though. Congrats, Cass and Lee 💍 💍

There is no need for photographers anymore. It's called 'self timer'. It was invented in April 1956. The year of the Melbourne Olympics, people!

Been quiet for a while, but I have something to say now: the oven's rangehood light is the most peaceful illumination in the world.

Wanted: cavoodles for undisclosed business

What happened next will blow your mind...

Can the Tote please cut me in on this brilliant scam they've got going on? Fuck the communities 3 mill. 💰

BEWARE IT'S...

Filakia 💋

YOU. Sunday. ReclinkCommunityCup 🐍

KIM CONG 🦍 (and Mickey) - next Friday.