After great consideration of the h'events related by Masters @KayHarker4 and Peter Jones. I have come to the conclusion that there is no foul deed, just a bit of Christmas ragging.

I don't think Master @KayHarker4 thinks I'm taking his h'account seriously

Good news Master @KayHarker4. Your old Punch and Judy man asn't been scrobbled. It was some friends with more fun than sense!

Soooooo, @KayHarker4 can rest h'easy knowing that his old Punch and Judy man is safe and well, and performing before the bishop of tatchester... although I don't know what His Grace's turn is.

In darkest Cellars underneath #TheBoxOfDelights #TheWolvesAreRunning

Master @KayHarker4 has been to see me about his friend Miss Maria Jones. I think he must have had a busy term at school.

Something h'about his reverence Abner Brown going off with foxyfacedcharles, Chubby Joe and SylviaDaisyPouncer!💚💎🎭 to see the mouldy glass at St Griswold’s. I'm sure there's nothing to be concerned h'about. What could possibly go wrong? I think he's just jealous h'about their planned lunch

Never mind Miss Maria or a Madam Caroline-Louisa, this young man is wanted for breaking the fourth wall. Oh, no, I've h'only gone and done it myself.

That Master @KayHarker4 needs to take a posset. That'll make a new man of him

Episode Four - The Spider in the Web #TheBoxOfDelights #TheWolvesAreRunning

It's always a pleasure to speak to his reverence, Dr Boddledale. But it is getting a tad h'embarrassing, having to do so because of Master @KayHarker4 and his h'obsession. He brought along another of his little friends today. I wonder if she likes magic tricks with h'eggs.

Episode Five - Beware of Yesterday #TheBoxOfDelights #TheWolvesAreRunning #BewareOfYesterday

Master @KayHarker4 has been to see me again about his h'obsession. If he carries on like this, I'm going to stop inviting him round to see my rabbits. I've got the Bishop bishop of tatchester, the clergy AND the choir all missing. All I need now is the Chief turning up!

Who's that pulling up outside the police station?

It was the Chief. We're off to find the missing clergy. I hope we get some useful h'information to locate them before the midnight service

You know, the more I think about it, the more I wonder about Master @KayHarker4's h'obsession. I've even mentioned it to the Chief and he didn't say...

Episode Six #LeaveUsNotLittleNorYetDark #TheBoxOfDelights #TheWolvesAreRunning

We're on our way!

I knew that Abner Brown was a wrong 'un all along

Merry Christmas, h'everyone.