i may have a strange sickness

percussionists be like: yeah i play the table

oh yeah i joined a cult in my dream

the year is 2526, scientists are researching a phenomenon called “the same male face effect” in which the same man’s face appears in thousands of digital images, its origin is unknown, they only know one name… kirk…

that’s not oomf that’s ooms (one of my stalkers)

seraph serenade

when all ur underwear is in the wash so u gotta pull out da jockstrap 😑😑

babies are so childish like grow up

i have to listen to a s*mbr “song” for a group project 🤢🤢🤮🤮

telling someone they have twitch chatter humour as an insult

> cell > looks inside > organelles

in my minecraft era

had a cinematic dream about claviculars origins

found ts at my university 🫩🫩

his punishment for not actually being gay

“look a mess or stan sombr” me asf af:

the way the eyeliner is soft on one side but sharp on the other

wait twins omg…

“look a mess or make good music” sombr asf af as fuck af: