The team are laying out plans for the "out of season tax" no more Christmas items on sale before 10th December!

Putting through legislation to so that people caught buying a plastic tree in August will be neutered and their children taken into care.

CSUK would do track upgrades at a more reasonable time. Like 2am on a Tuesday... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8228042.stm

Comprehensive approach to taxing idiots (exclusively) is currently in the early stages of development. Watch this space.

CSUK Digital Brtian report complete.... "Faster internet required.. so we aren't pitied by countries ending with 'stan' Eg Better than 2mbit

#rememberwhen you gave a shit! Vote for common sense in the next election #CSUK