Chuck Norris didn’t die… he just gave life permission to continue without him

Last Friday of unemployment. New job starts Monday! Going to be weird getting used to a normal sleep schedule again.

I said this last night and 100% agree. Let the boys rest a bit down the stretch. Even if it's some "day to day injury". We aren't moving up or down in the standings... April 18th can't come soon enough.

Shout out the 1992 Lithuania Men's Olympic basketball team 🇱🇹

Me, 6 months from turning 35:

Minnesota Wild and going to OT Name a more iconic duo

Uhhh... Freezing Cold Takes (does a 41 second old Tweet count?)

I will never understand the hate for Parise or Suter. It wasn't their fault the team gave them insane contracts. It wasn't their fault the CBA was changed a year later to screw the Wild if they ever got cut. It wasn't their fault the team couldn't build a solid support cast...

My best friend's oldest kid has started collecting cards over the past year. He's also a HUGE Matt Boldy fan. "Uncle Sammy Sam" came in clutch for "The Bear's" birthday with his first PSA graded card. And of course it had to be a Matt Boldy rookie card!

Oh man, my mom is going to be LIVID when Survivor gets cut short...

Not an April Fools joke. Went out to lunch with a buddy near my new office in Minneapolis and Kyler Murray was chillin at the table next to us. The way he swung his legs as they dangled off the hightop chair... He's just like me!

Hey What Chaos! is this considered a cherry picked stat? Pete Blackburn

How do you even communicate to everyone already there that the game is postponed/canceled? PA system won't work without power either!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

Slept for 12 hours, still feel like shit. Anyone know what else I can try?

Me, every weekend:

This Kings vs Leafs game is insane. Neither team wants to win!

Twins: Tsuyoshi Nishioka/Miguel Sano Timberwolves: Johnny Flynn/Derrick Williams Vikings: Troy Williamson/JJ McCarthy (too soon?) Wild: Filip Johansson/Benoit Pouliot/Thomas Vanek