#DBA problems...

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. —Albert Einstein #quote

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Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A: “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.” IDUG - The International Db2 Users Group #geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z

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