What even is English.

The name "Jane Nothing on the End" is a little too wordy for my tastes.

Yikes! Okay, okay, Jane it is!

I am making dad jokes, so I am quite fine, yes? How about you, Miss Jane?

Hello, hello, baby You called, I can't hear a thing. I have got no service In the club, you see, see. Wha-wha-what did you say? Oh, you're breaking up on me. Sorry, I cannot hear you— I'm kinda busy.

Ah yes, my favourite cartoon about a cat and mouse is on the television! Worker and Parasite! A classic!

I have ingested tainted peanut butter. The BETRAYAL I feel can NEVER be amended.

❤️🥜🧈

Peanut butter...what?

'Jimothy' Hopper. Ohhhh, I had forgotten that pet name.

More vodka required to re-forget this.

Someone's Russian is getting quite good, hm? Mastering the necessities, I see? Люблю тебя.

What's that phrase again? Oh, yes. #ManCrushMonday

💯👌

Wink wonk.

I have...needs.... Peanut butter related needs.

I love America. 10°c and I am wearing SHORTS.

M e m o r i e s~

Electric... Vodka? Bah, only 30%? The electricity takes up too much of the bottle, clearly.