When you're trying your best but nothing is going right.

Accurate:

I spent 5 minutes wondering why this guy was staring at me.

omg guys i just saw a 4 year old girl take selfies of herself on her tablet and she said 'that's a good one' 😂 i can't breathe

Me every morning.

Exactly.

'I don't text first'

Me:

My first mistake in 2016 will be

When the nap was really good.

The only person snapping me during the holidays.

i miss these shows 😭

when your crush complains about being single

when u meet your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents for the first time & you want to make a good impression

Why blaze it when you can glaze it

Us: Can we get 3 way FaceTime & better quality charging cables ?
Apple:

Me

on Halloween someone please throw a party where everyone has to dress up as a cop so if it gets busted it's just mass confusion

U better protect ur girl b4 i collect ur girl

when you accidentally open a message and now you have to reply

when you're stalking and you nearly like a 45 week old photo