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Josh Jones

@comedyjoshjones

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Seems silly that they're all these preservatives in fast food. Yeah that's what I'm looking for in a greasy burger, longevity. Why would I care about the shelf life of something that isn't going to reach my driveway. I've almost finished my meal before I've paid for it. #comedy

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Its a shame when parents try to straighten out there sons by sending them to a good school, but they choose Dilworth. #comedy

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I feel bad for kids with bad upbringings that get enrolled to Dilworth, because most of them are religious. They must think "gods really going out of his way to screw me". #comedy

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Its weird why we're so surprised when there's a shark attack, we're basically wriggling around on there dinner table. Its where they live, if this were America the victims would get charged with trespassing. #comedy

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Funny how we've all got a relative that bangs on about immigration laws screwing up the economy, but they're happiest on Friday take out night. Ooooh, watchya got there Uncle, a curry? Hmmm, tastes like diversity. #comedy

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I don't get work personalities. If susie isn't affable before her morning coffee, I'd rather avoid her altogether. You can't be an asshole part of the time, that's called schizophrenia. You're either a bad person, or you have a chronic brain disorder, you get to pick one. #comedy

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Biden is going to vaccinate 5-12 year old children in an effort to combat the virus. Hes so committed to it, that he's sworn to administer the shots himself. #comedy

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Kiwis during the pandemic are acting a lot like Americans before Trump became President. Everyone's social distancing and following safety precautions but the virus is still spreading. #comedy

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I wonder if countries made there own vaccines, there'd be less doubt and dispute. People trust their own. But not always. Russia made there own and people fled the country for alternatives. Which goes to show, even Russians don't trust Russians. #sputnik #comedy

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I like to try some of my material at the staff parties of Catholic schools. They like to drink at veterans clubs close to the schools they work in. Usually its the only place where you can gain entry whether you're registered or not. #comedy