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ComedyFact

@comedyfact

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calendar_today11-07-2012 14:33:41

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me: *walks into school* person: *looks at me* me: they probably think i'm ugly me: they probably hate me me: everyone probably hates me

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Facebook: *Scrolling down the newsfeed thinking:* "Whatever'' "Yeah Yo life sucks" "Song lyrics" "Inside joke?" "Needs a therapist"

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Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?

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Me: Okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this. Brain: DADADA BANANA LALALALALA AFRO SQUIRREL POTATO LALA

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When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them. When you both want each other, something messes it up.

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they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what