Kendrick was fantastic. Back to my rage.

Seasoned vets. Hecklers. Open mic’ers. Line the fuck up for a shot at The Fountain City Funnyman.

Hm

If I can be serious for a moment…

Is this you attempting a pickup line?

Pussy. No-Balls.

//I suck so fucking bad lately.

Well, time to get ready for work where I get called an unfunny fat fuckup whose World Championship win never mattered by 90% of my coworkers and sometimes people attempt vehicular homicide on me.

Chiefs won. Now then. dJINNie

M’awake what

And to all who keep pointing it out after I came back. Yes, I HAVE been losing weight.

//Twitter name change in effect while I am job searching lol.

I think this woman is eating all my hoodies and shirts. I don’t know where they all keep going.

//Heya. Looking for something angled or with middle commitment for Allen at the moment.

So a guy walks into a talent agency and says ‘Have I got an act for you…’

I started a joke…

//CD thingy coming soon.

Y’all motherfuckers heard any good jokes lately?