The college football coaching carousel was so crazy that it motivated me to find my next head coach (wife)

I had the best tacos of my life last night

The Rays really got Cedric Mullins. We’re actually getting Celtics Shaq

That Fernando Mendoza interview was pure autism 😭😭

I need Miami left out of the playoffs the same way I need air

Here for the Buccaneers game but all I can think about is Brian Hartline coaching in this stadium until he coaches at the OCS

Let’s do it #WeAreTheKrewe

Typical Buccaneers lol

SOTD

I’d give up a lot to have been able to go to Woodstock 99’

Ella Langley is so hot

If the hottest chick on Hinge pops up right after I run out of likes again I’m going to crash out

I had a dream last night that the FBI arrested me for tax fraud. I sure hope that dream doesn’t come true but I won’t be surprised if it does.

Itching to know what Sherrone Moore got arrested for

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Sherrone Moore suspected to be spotted at USF’s basketball game against Charleston tonight in Tampa, Florida.

Jorkin my shit smoove off twin