Free my pal Burt Macklin or I will tweet pictures of my feet each day.

I run marathons, no one want to see this.

Elon Musk Support

Joe Biden has achieved peace in our time because everyone dislikes of him!

He’s a uniter!

Not satire.

Trump says he if doesn’t win, the country won’t survive.

FFS.

Yes it will. He already lost once, and America still exists.

When stupid is a person.

That time when the House Judiciary retweeted the most famous notary public in American history.

lol were you in a coma in the summer of 2020?

Redundancy is a hella drug

Lift weights. You might need to hit someone with a pipe someday.

YESSS
You want me to eat the bugs? Come and try.

Agility and grace of a gazelle.

LAW AND ORDER!!!

New twitter same as the old twitter.

Free Burt Macklin

Debt wasn't 'cancelled' the burden was shifted to the taxpayers, such as me, (who already paid for my degree). Ya know, socialism.

Look at this goat. LOOK AT IT!!!

And follow @TGoatherdes

…or else

BREAKING: Police at Columbia are entering Hamilton Hall:

We are all the NYPD today.

Hot dogs are dogs, it’s in the name.