Dearest Gamecock Nation, Fire the cannons. Forever to Thee. –Brigadier General Zebuliah Noland

Dearest Mother, Victory is sweet. Cols. Joyner and White were superb. Capts. Bell and Harris, impeccable. This team, unforgettable. Now, for a well-deserved rest. –Zebuliah PS–Commemorative garments will be available for one more week at chickenscratchapparel.com, if you like.

Dearest Mother, My local artisan friend has informed me that today will be the final day to purchase commemorative battle garb. Col. Doty is fond of his. I hope you and Father are well. I will be home to visit very soon. —Zebuliah chickenscratchapparel.com

Dearest Gamecock Nation, Fire the cannons. Forever to Thee! National Champions! —Zebuliah

Dearest @TheCarolinaGrls, Word has reached Fort Williams-Brice that you have returned victorious from your campaign in Daytona for the second year in a row! Truly, you are the pinnacle of excellence. The Carolina faithful are proud! —Zebuliah

Dearest Gamecock Nation, Thank you all for following along my journey from private to Brigadier General. If you’d like to learn more, you may be interested in perusing the attached missive. Forever to thee. —Zebuliah globenewswire.com/news-release/2…

Dearest Mother, Tonight I will command battle drills in front of the Carolina faithful in order to showcase the prowess of our battalion. Already a great crowd is gathered outside the gates of Fort Williams-Brice. I think they are anticipating Colonel Rattler’s debut. —Zebuliah

Fire the cannons! The Gamecock Lacrosse regiment has emerged victorious!

Dearest Mother, Enclosed in this missive are photos of our battalion collected by a local scribe. You may spot a familiar face. Our glorious campaign resumes but 8 weeks hence. We are eager to test ourselves on the battlefield once more. All my love, —Zebuliah

Dearest Mother, Gen. Beamer has donned his celebratory sun spectacles this evening. They are said to inspire both fear and envy among our enemies. —Zebuliah

Dearest Mother, Today marks the long-awaited debut of Colonel Rattler, who is even now preparing to lead our men into battle against the Panther brigade. Send us your prayers for victory, and against casualties. All my love, —Zebuliah

Dearest Gamecock Nation, Fire the cannons. To hell with Clemson! —Zebuliah

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Dearest Gamecock Nation, General King has issued a call to arms. Let us answer! —Zebuliah

Dearest Mother, Today, Colonel Spencer Rattler leads the men against the mongrel regiment from Mississippi. The cannons are ready. Fear not for us—we march to victory. —Zebuliah

Dearest Gamecock faithful, The smoke rises upon ol’ Rocky Top. I, General Noland, have arrived in Knoxville to pull Colonel Rattler through this darkest night. The troops are ready for battle! Fire the cannons! Captain X. Legette coming to a checker board near you!

Dearest Racer Nation, Ready the cannons. We ride. —Zebuliah