“Wearing hijab is my choice”.

Teletubbies is not a science documentary.

Surprised that life could emerge and be sustained on a planet that seems to meet specific conditions for existence of water in liquid form and building blocks of life? Now if humans were born and lived on Jupiter, that would be evidence of a divine miracle.

Jail: WWG1WGA 🤣

The Melon Husk has never heard about cancer.

Acting Speaker Patrick McHenry acting like he’s taller.

I thought they were against gender affirming care… 🤷‍♂️

“It’s density” brain fart debunked 👍🏻

Rapey Creep.

MAGA brain farts: . Climate change isn’t real because humans cannot inadvertently affect the weather . AND humans can control the weather to create hurricanes in MAGAland

Haha what a pussy! Bragg who?

THE FART OF THE SQUEAL

This is a new issue that can't be resolved with an over-the-air software update.

Gorilla tape or super glue will do. It’s what was used to assemble these garbage trucks, no?

Hear me out: Teslas burning are both a false flag operation and a cover-up for Tesla’s self-destruct tendencies. Sources: -Many people say -I read in a book that there were 500 eye witnesses - do your own research

Whiny little billionaire bitch.

Dear MAGA, hear me out: “Enigmas never age” ???? Read instead “Gamines never age” Gamines is french for little girls. Ghislaine had a french citizenship and Epstein was known for having many french connections and spending lots if time in Paris. #PedoTrump

#PedoTrump Enigmas=gamines He hunts little girls