Jim as a road trip partner pros/cons: Pros: Doesn’t mind middle seat Great listener Packs light Doesn’t swerve while driving Cons: Smells like tuna Attacks fire chord Doesn’t keep an eye out for cops Licks balls while shotgun

Y’all ever accidentally turn the turn signal on when the road just curves sharply and question every life choice ever?

*Waiting around for package that’s supposed to be delivered by noon” Me: Decides to take 2 minute shower FedEx driver: GO GO GO GO! FedEx: you’ve missed your package, we’ll try again tomorrow.

What a challenge! 👏 Collin Hudson and @Caroline Buchanan at Crankworx Whistler 2018 made sure it was a battle of the best in the #PumpTrackChallenge! 😍

Evan Boone of CMU Cycling sets the new Junior Men’s 17-18 flying 200m record with a 10.483!

Bro how am I supposed to graduate college in a couple weeks? I barely know how to properly get all four corners of the tight fitting sheet on my bed without having a panic attack.

Things are heating up at BMX #CollNats down in TX. Congratulations to Collin Hudson of Colorado Mesa University and Jaime Windholz of MARIAN CYCLING on leading the Individual Omnium s3.amazonaws.com/imm-usac-uat-b…

My dad: no chance we are keeping this kitten. Take it back. I don’t want to see it when I get home. Also my dad:

Bums me out that people are so soft now that they think that how Osborne and Eli Tomac rode were "too much" or "dirty". It's racing.

Congrats buddy. Well deserved! x.com/omahamsoc/stat…

Guys this is super important! I got a new bike!

Caught some love from Team USA today. Stoked on the opportunity to be at the Olympic Training Center again! #NextOlympicHopeful DK Bicycles

It's crazy, I'm actually excited to go back to school this year

Yeaaaah Bodi Turner in to the final!! Get it boooiiii!

So cool to see two Americans get the World Titles tonight! Well deserved. #USA

Congratulations to Collin Hudson & Keely Kortman who won the #NextOlympicHopeful cycling spots! 🙌 Welcome! Excited to work with you! x.com/teamusa/status…

Hyped for @daknorton . Dudes putting in work and it's showing. Top 10's coming next season 🍻

Can't thank you guys enough🤘🏼 x.com/cyclingcmu/sta…

*moved in august 1st* Roommate “Where are the trash bags?” Me “Next to the dish soap/ detergent” Roommate “Where do we keep that?”

Me after my business finals yesterday: too easy, A’s all day long. Me after my bio final today: C’s get degrees baby!