Colin Butts Is Harry On The Boat is still one of my favourite books. First read it at 18 and I'm now 36. Legend 💪🏾

Great ep of #WDYTYA with Noel Clarke proving a more impoverished ancestor than a Plantagenet king can produce an even more compelling show.

I'm on 2nd ep of #tinstar & hitherto think it's pretty shit. Writing, acting, trying too hard don't care about characters. What am I missing

Since when did itch become a verb rather than a noun? You scratch an itch u don't itch an itch. Grammar over survival pls #CelebrityIsland

Great to see Darren Day come across with such humour & honesty on Loose Women & to further show what a lovely fella he genuinely is

Given Joe Hart's hairline do you think Head & Shoulders want their money back? Or a new football head? "Andy Carroll" has time on his hands.

Has anybody given any thought to who's going to produce the film on #HarveyWeinstein 's life story? Or what it should be called?

That #StevieWonder line, "You mean George Michael is white?" on #GeorgeMichaelFreedom won't be bettered this year

SPOILER ALERT! No not that #LoveIsland won. #GemmaCollins is still breathing... mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…

"Universally challenged." It's alright El, I got it and chortled. Might even use it as my own one day. #Gogglebox example

Haven't renewed passport cos waiting for eyebrows/lashes to return as don't want shitty photo for nxt 10 yrs. And if that ain't sending right msg to universe I dunno what is StandUp2C Macmillan Cancer Support Pancreatic Cancer UK

On #ThisMorning Philip Schofield morphs into #HarveyWeinstein with Holly Willoughby

So the #AllBlacks get a school assembly piano teacher playing their national anthem at #ScotlandVNewZealand rugby

Stanley. "What's a reality show?" As Jamie said, "You're on one now." Seriously? Hmm, methinks he's playing up to the role of bumbling, befuddled incompetent "joker" on #imaceleb Not too dissimilar to what his son does all the time in fact.

Apparently Gemma Collins is going to get on a hydraulic lift on #ThisMorning after falling off that one at the awards ceremony. My question is, what are they gonna do AFTER she's been helped out of bed?

I bet it turns out to be Amazon boss Jeff Bezos behind the #oxfordstreet incident making sure people can't access the shops on #BlackFriday so they shop online. And don't get me started on the disgraceful Daily Mail's tweet (if it's real of course)

Has Simon Cowell grown an Adolf Hitler moustache for #thexfactor final or for Movember? Or cos he wants to annexe a Pole (dancer)?

Oi, what about the 2nd verse of God Save the Queen? #JoshuaParker Can someone PLEASE throw a punch!!?

We've been ready to rumble for 45 mins you fucking anachronism #JoshuaParker

The UK #Eurovision entry. Anyone else think it was a bit like Ariana Grande's One Last Time?