Weird that a lot of ladies are following this guy.
Not sure what he’s trying to prove here, opinions can be kept to yourself, especially if they’re wrong.

No make up, no bra, no fucks.

“Staff member” always makes me laugh because both of those words mean penis.

We’re 189 days out from November 5th.

I just don’t know where to start, with anything.

Do you ever just miss something you shouldn't?

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

I should be outside trying to tame wild animals, not inside at a desk.

Every time a meeting gets cancelled a unicorn gets its horn.

90% of the people I deal with on a day to day basis have annoyed me in some way today.

Going into battle, giving the dog a bath.

All my decisions will now be made via a magic 8 ball.

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 200 TATERS FOR PETE ALONSO

(via FOX Sports: MLB)

Through the eyes of a republican an embryo that can’t think, feel or exist without a human is a life
But an animal that can feel & lives to serve you if you put in the work isn’t a life to be respected
Decisions on a farm may be hard but deliberate cruelty shouldn’t be celebrated

I’m daily amazed we’ve made it this far as a species.

Normalize asking 'is that some kinda Furry thing?' whenever a guy says they're an Alpha

When I don’t know what to do or where to start I make a list.
I’ve made 25 lists so far today.

I’ll take it.

Physically, I’m at my desk working. Mentally, I’m on a merry go round that’s on fire and infested with hot angry bees.

You can’t spell Bible without bile and bile is gross just like the Bible.