you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

Time to let a 61 year old Taiwanese man determine my mood for the rest of the year.

I’m gonna have sleep for dinner tonight

It isn’t. Gary, Indiana.

>pump your own stock with weird tweet >start following pornstars in the middle of the night >refuse to elaborate Marc’s new ghostwriter rules

nobody: your unemployed friend at 11am on a Wednesday:

📍 Gary, Indiana ❤️

This would be the perfect place for a parking lot.

Gary is not just a place. It’s a lifestyle.

“this chase bank glitch is 🔥 who else out there making those 💯s?”

GILG God I Love Gary

Everytime Brian Chesky rubs his nose, I buy $10M of Airbnb

the nontarget intern who won't be getting a return offer sitting in on a client meeting

Just finished construction on Gary West Side High School’s new RichTech™️ indoor practice facility. Let’s go Cougars!

when he’s a 500 pound capital allocator from Gary, IN

Official and definitive US city ranking: Tier 1 Cities: 1. Gary, Indiana. Tier 2-100 Cities: 1. Everyone else

BREAKING: Forks found in kitchen