Crypto traders will have a setup like this just to lose their life savings on poop coin

When you start getting interested in investing you get sorted into one of the 4 main houses like in Harry Potter.

'haha so glad I bought this account'

Chargers going undefeated this year.

them (stupid): The fed only has one tool to fight a recession.

JPow: The Roaring Kitty tweet went according as planned. $GME is up big. Now release Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes and get $AMC lit up with some ape memes. We'll be back on track in no time.

I'm starting a consultancy.

For $5,000 a minute, I'll tell you why you shouldn't hire a consultant.

Foolproof.

How is NYC so poor?

23 out of every 24 Gary, Indiana residents are billionaires.

Step it up NYC.

Europeans can't comprehend this

Fintwit this morning

This guy gets it.

RIP Jim Simons, the undisputed GOAT.

This is how I made my first billion.

1. Piss my pants.
2. Sell them on eBay for $800.
3. ???
4. Profit.

Follow for more.

'The average american is living paycheck to paycheck!'

my next door neighbor on any given Tuesday:

Me: I've been heads down in the trenches

The trenches:

All-In Drinking Game

Anytime someone name drops a celebrity they know, take a shot.

That's it.

.Lina Khan watch this guy

if your boss dresses like this, you're not getting replaced by AI