Kelly clarkson in the morning

I’ve literally taken my laptop to happy hour with Tyler Yates

save me the next 9 days LA friends, save me

me every time this clip resurfaces on my timeline

me to the woman in line at tsa who was absolutely tongue fucking the shit out of her yogurt LID

ok fully love this hero already omg

“Mama’s hooked on Mary Kay,
brother’s hooked on mary jane,
and daddy’s hooked on Mary two doors down”

do you think oprah knew she was dropping a bar as she asked “were you silent or were you silenced?”

likely place for them both to be

me: *has been in between shows for a month* *has no other responsibilities going on*
Also me: wow tgif guys who else needs a glass of wine?

waiting to get a call to do drunk history of paramore

they let her drive 😭😭😭😭💀

it’s because it’s this photo of us 🫶🏻

what if this is someone’s way to ask for a threesome and you dont notice until you see the third guest’s calendar invite

HE WAS 23 WHAT THE FUCK

oh sorry this is poetry

I could see boygenius in this

katara looking for a waterbending master

need to know if they casted robin or vivi yet for opla im dying to knowwww 😭