Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

America would be better off today if we had elected Atilla the Hun.

Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”

To be clear, Dr. Oz, who has no psychopharmacological knowledge, is hyping an untested medication to "14 million Americans". In the small uncontrolled trials that have already been done, and in "underground"/unregulated areas ibogaine has killed dozens (very cardiotoxic)

It’s only taken them 21 months, but even astonishingly-stupid MAGAts are realizing the Trump assassination stunt was fully staged. Q: Why would it take you nearly 2 years to understand what healthy people saw instantly? MAGA: We ain’t smart like y’all. apple.news/AW_YHL_OiRSOOW…

Texans are perfectly content living with a worthless electric grid, an unvaccinated populace, the most corrupt politicians in the nation, and criminal penalties for women seeking healthcare. They don’t need water. It’ll only encourage them.

Amazon, which saved $4B in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill, has cut 30,000 jobs since last October. Verizon, which saved $2B, plans to cut 15,000 jobs this year. Meta, which saved $3B, plans to lay off 20% or more of its workforce. Trickle-down economics is a cruel joke.

Somebody's gaining intelligence

According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to “use the nuclear codes” on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine. According to Johnson “there is seriously something wrong with Trump”:

Please don’t drink borax.

$580,000,000 in oil futures moved 16 minutes before Trump announced a pause in Iran strikes. Not after. Before. The BBC just documented five separate instances of massive, suspiciously timed trades preceding Trump’s biggest market-moving announcements — oil futures, the tariff

Homeopathy - and I mean actual homeopathy - is one of the dumbest most ridiculous absurd scams out there. It's less believable than the existence of the tooth fairy or leprechauns.

Shout out to BBC for finally reporting on trump's insider trading after literally everybody else on social media.

BREAKING: About 120 U.S. military veterans were arrested inside the Cannon House Office Building today protesting Trump's war on Iran. Some were on crutches. Some were in wheelchairs. Some carried the burial flags of fallen soldiers. They are members of About Face — veterans

Q: So, when they wiped away the fake blood from the capsule he’d smeared onto his ear, there was no injury at all?! A: He was never shot. Q: And that ridiculous ear drape he wore for days?! A: It was actually to hide the fact that his ear was completely uninjured. Q: He LIED!

Without a doubt

They must be joking

Another bites the dust

That's the whole idea

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