It's almost impossible to out parody or lampoon this bunch of corrupt charlatans #ToriesCorruptToTheCore

Who wants to tell this pathetic little man that many of the 8 million on NHS waiting lists would love to work once they get the treatment they are waiting for?

“This week, I have mostly been ending my career”.
(Thx to tosspot1965 for photo)

“This week, I have been mostly held captive in a shed by bad people who wanted money to pay for Angela Rayner’s taxes”.

“I went to Brazil where a 19 year old prostitute hid in my suitcase. When I found him I needed drugs to cope with the shock. Then when I was naked I slipped and unfortunately fell into him while he was bent over. Some bad people got the wrong idea and asked me for lots of money”.

Yet more Tory sleaze 👇
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The daughter of a former MP threatened to sue a PPE contract winner for commission after she claimed to have had referred it into the VIP lane...

Over to Carol Vorderman…

#TheVIPFiles

How corrupt the Tories are!
After managing to get 12 detectives investigating if Angela Rayner filled in her electoral register form properly before she was an MP we discover they were trying to hide this👇
I bet he hasn’t paid tax on the money either…
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#ToriesOut651 #GeneralElectionNow

NOW do you see why the Tories tried to deflect attention on to Angela Rayner?

Brilliant. Tory scum

It's pure distraction isn't it?

They had to get cover for the Wragg and Menzies stuff (both kept under wraps it seems) and I'll bet there are more to come

Note some Tory MPs are very uncomfortable about the strategy. You have to wonder why 🤔

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#ToriesOut651 #GeneralElectionNow

Anyone know how to set up a GoFundMe page?
#TomorrowsPapersToday

Is ANYONE stupid enough to fall for this? With c 8 million on NHS waiting lists it’s hardly a surprise that so many sick notes need to be issued.
If you want to get less people off work sick, then it’s pretty bloody obvious that getting NHS waiting lists down is the answer.

Why the actual f*ck did you tell the Prime Miniature to get the f*cking Daily Mail to smear Angela Rayner? When we all knew about the willy photographs, the f*cking blackmailing the Brazilian rent boy and the hostage shit? It’s like me f*cking reporting someone for swearing.

Mark Cockerton Don’t Visit Rwanda Surely being held hostage by bad people describes all of the UK right now?

“Oh Mark, you crack me up. ‘I’m being held hostage in a flat by bad people so please send me £6,500 out of Tory campaign funds’. That’s so funny!”

“Do you know that man who was held hostage by bad people? My mummy says you do”.

Mark Cockerton Don’t Visit Rwanda Lady JustineH An avalanche of sleaze and corruption has now become a weekly occurrence, these muppets are beyond hope ,beyond redemption