Hun, wake up. Latest Mido just dropped.

Spirited performance, some positives to take. Especially considering it was against the champions.

Really feel odd for this one. Haven’t dreaded a Spurs game like this since Saturday.

Haven’t seen Stirling not what to be involved this much since the Brexit vote

Spin our own sprinklers, you’ll never sing that

Raya off his line. Same old.

No way he meant this

Haven’t seen seniors attacked this much since the pandemic

I think that, at the next time of asking, the Premier League should politely decline Sheffield United’s next promotion. They’ve lost that privilege now.

2 out of 4 of these were losses. Spursy.

Thought these tweets were related ngl

Coys

Entertaining in hindsight

Probably Southampton away, if measured by altitude

If we really want an atmosphere v Brentford, we should revert back to the Zouma-era period of inflatables to chuck around, like a massive betting slip to throw at Ivan Toney.

Or could throw him off by making him play in a shirt sponsored by a bookies. There’s options.

Buying property in London as a millennial

In other news, the value of shares for asthma pumps has absolutely plummeted