I’ve always wanted to pork Agnes, but she plays for keeps.

I’d pork all three of them. At the same time.

Yeah, let me get up on that.

You know, ladies, it’s National Women’s Checkup Day. Come in to the hospital today. Take off your clothes and let me give you a thorough examination. It’ll be a zoo!

Someone, throw me a fifth of Jack.

Fuckin’-A!

I know where I’m going for summer vacation.

I can. I will motorboat those things.

The Governor of Washington is almost as big of a bitch as Linda. #NationalWashingtonDay

I rather wake up next to her instead of Linda.

She needs a mustache ride.

That’s a dumb question, Miss Pussycat.

You got a problem with my drinking and doctoring? What are you, a member of Hamas?

That’s how I drink Jim Beam.

He don’t want none.

Always.

Those pigs wish.

I’ll take a beer.

That place is gonna be a zoo!

Christ, I’d poison my own kids if it meant going to their school and meeting with this school nurse. #NationalSchoolNurseDay