Respectfully, forgot to include Malachi “Pro-Am God” Flynn.

Masai when a 6’9” prospect with horrendous shooting enters the draft:

He probably the dude that logged into Doc River’s twitter account 💀

This was tweeted well before the Woj tweet 🤔 🧐

Alright Kids, it’s time to get our first win tonight. Malachi has been cleared out of the dog house, Pascal is spinning like a tornado, and Fred’s MRI results confirmed he does indeed have that dog in him. Let’s Do This 😤🏅

Thanks for sharing, random insurance brand account.

SiakHIM.

Ok fine, I’ll play Malachi more #GoodBoy

Young man, I can confirm this lip reading is 100% correct.

After multiple NBA seasons, I am reluctant to admit that Malachi is out of the dog house and has earned his spot in the rotation. Currently begging Masai to NOT trade him at the deadline 🙏

Found a Job Application that fits Julius Randle’s skill set:

If Masai gets me Jakob to protect the rim + a sharpshooter off the bench, I’m taking this team all the way 😤🙏

When Masai asks me to play our core players less than 40 minutes per game

Haters gonna hate 😤🔥💯

I hope I get fired, this fanbase is straight trash in tough times #YouIsNotHim

Update since this Tweet: Masai has gotten me Jakob and a sharpshooter (Will Barton) and I am still having concerns 😔

Wait What

Me trying to get Jalen Green to play defence in any capacity whatsoever next season 😔

Thank you to everyone who welcomed me to Philly at the press conference earlier today. Through my tactical adjustments of moving Embiid’s minutes up to 44 MPG and getting PJ Tucker a Mandarin-Chinese instructor for his inevitable trade to the Shanghai Sharks, I know we can win!

Philly reporters cooking me harder than I cooked the 76ers in the 2019 championship run 😤