Live look at the transfer portal…

Trying to compute the parlay odds "Rich Rod returns to West Virginia and Bill Belichick becomes UNC's head coach on the same day" footballscoop.com/thescoop/the-s…

Mike Lombardi was essential in helping Bill Belichick land at UNC. Now, he’s does, too.

Enough with the bazillion takes on the superhero world. Someone make Freakazoid happen. #WhatWeNeed

2 Things: What’s the science behind why society hasn’t widely accepted the scissor merge when it’s clearly more efficient & causes less road rage? Does the NBA have a championship mid season? Educate me. #why

Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg on stage? He’s still in the cast. #SmileMore

Watching Burrow is like a rewind to Stafford and the Lions mid 2000’s. Wild to play so well and just not be able to win.

At what age is it acceptable to begin to put the cover back on the toothpaste? Asking for my kids.

If the words ‘elephant shoe’ mean nothing to you I am not sure we will ever be true friends. #corememory #unlocked

We don’t go on family trips. We go on Costco trips.

I have two dogs. They are both Goldens. They are related. They eat the same food. The same amount. One poops giant bricks. One poops tiny turds. Explain.

Great reminder! #toughallday 🤘🏽

“The hardest thing to teach a student—and the hardest thing to believe consistently—is that there is nothing ‘out there’ to go and get. There is no part, no career, no opportunity for which you should be searching and scrounging and coveting. All of the preparation is within, and

Is Aaron Rodgers married or is he “married” like he was “immunized”. I can’t help but think of Manti Te'o. Good luck with the noise Steeler Nation.

The real life Snow White movie is trash. That is all.

Who invented colour blindness and how do we know they were right?

I wish you a day filled with the curiosity and wonder of trying to remember when the last time you ate corn was.

I love that the loudest thing to come through my headphones is the apple warning about volume and hearing loss.

Have you ever tried to actually brush your teeth for 2 minutes?