GET ELON MUSK OUT OF GOVERNMENT NOW. RETWEET if you agree. theverge.com/news/603113/fa…

Getting this Saturday started with the Beastie Boys MCA is missed so much 🙏

Oh Pete Buttigieg is mad

Okay but what if I like just accidentally DM’d a reporter with it while black out drunk?

This girl nails her

I swear, MAGA feels like reverse Asperger’s. They don’t miss social cues, they invent fake ones. They don’t lack empathy, they weaponize selective empathy. They’re hyper-emotional about the dumbest shit and completely numb to real human suffering. They see sarcasm where there’s

I’m not sure which disappeared faster: the Epstein Files after Musk said Trump was in them, or Trump’s bullshit ear wound.

No, Russia didn’t hack voting machines in 2016. It hacked something bigger—your perception. This thread answers real questions, using only the U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee’s 2019 report. Recognize this building? No? You should. It got us Trump. Let’s clear this up:

NEW: My lawsuit against the DOJ for the Epstein training videos has been assigned to Judge Beryl Howell. She is the judge that presided over grand jury matters during... the Mueller investigation.

Holy shit

Decent weekend of crafting for Dungeon Bowl… carved, painted, wired up… gonna be a hoot when all’s said and done 😎

If you’re confused about what’s happening with Jimmy Kimmel, here’s the deal: Most people don’t realize this, but in the U.S. there are ownership caps on how many local TV stations one company can control. It’s meant to stop one giant corporation from monopolizing the airwaves.

Who is this hero? 👏

For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real. Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger. Staged event

Got roughed up and Arrested by 20 ICE Agents in Minnesota today for being Awesome in a Giraffe onesie! Here's the unedited widescreen version!🦒💙 Please RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to be awesome around ICE and MAGA!

Today’s the day to remember, from now to forever, that every American with power, education, and influence - all politicians, all journalists, all media executives, all attorneys, every judge, all physicians, every billionaire, every academic, every single American who has a

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Ounka birgit fujer 💙

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old sexual predator wake up on Easter Morning, snort some Adderall and insult the world’s 2 billion Muslims while threatening war crimes against a country he illegally attacked to distract you from ‘Epstein Files’ before?

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where