Unemployment for clue is imminent

Cash accounts paying 4.5%* *may vary in Silicon Valley

Fuck you Jimmy long zee longs

Sell in May and walk away right?

🎉 Exciting news! We're thrilled to announce that $Hootswap, our decentralized exchange , is now live on the Goerli testnet! Our team has been hard at work building and we can't wait to continue pushing the product forward. testswap.hoot.finance/#/swap

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This is my claim to be waitlisted via @publiktrade 1680721059004

Chad coin guuuuud coin

The sheer stupidity in some of the teams running these new meme coins is astounding. They cannot be helped. Imma make it a three-peat this run.

Ribbit 🐸

🐸 $RIBBIT

$RIBBIT TOP holder with 6T tokens was sent $560k worth of $PEPE tokens direct from the Pepe deployer. Make of that what you will. Blockchain doesn't lie. etherscan.io/tx/0x51b9d7367…

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$RIBBIT $RIBBIT

Blackrock is filing for a bitcoin etf I'm filing for chapter 11 We are not the same

This could be your view every day in 2025 if u buy the new ponzis Are u brave enough to buy them?

Summoning the @MadLadsNFT to the Wormhole Discord. WAO discord.com/invite/wormhol…

we heard you degens loud & clear... the final snapshot for $mid, the first, middest & biggest memecoin on @Seinetwork is now LIVE. 7,777 Spots, FCFS. next, we moon. 🌔 subber.xyz/midcoin/wallet…

People don’t understand it’s China that pump big crypto $BTC $LTC $DOGE $ETH $SOL $TRX $BNB The Chinese market is a magic money machine that keeps buying (Most people don’t know they actually run this shit) That money is so deep you’ll lose yourself trying to imagine it 🐉