Moral of the story: don't be a doos.

Hello Cape Town, I missed you.

Orchids gone mad. I should stay away more often.

What I learnt today: qz.com/1070266/the-na…

PSA: If anyone here was unaware of, or under any false illusions about the sheer scale of Cath Jenkin 's awesomeness, let me bring you back on page: She is the very definition. [End broadcast]

My ever growing dislike for Elon Musk is reaching Trump proportions. I did not realise anyone else could reach that level. Sad really - it was inspiring to observe his vision at one point. How the mighty have fallen.

Our education has gone to sh*t. This is what the Afrikaans First Additional Language paper 1 “demands” of our learners. 5.2.5 is extra special. #hopeless

Slowly migrating to Mastodon (@[email protected]) Same handle, new platform. fosstodon.org/@Cluckhoff

It's one of those days where I am playing whac-a-mole with my inbox, Slack, Jira, DMs, phone calls and the voices in my head. Sigh.

If I had kids, I'd do this.

So, this is what @vanaportrait came up with portrait.vana.com/user/065e8239b… I hope I look like this when I am old one day

gm youtu.be/i7tgrMqbnOw

Final tweet: I read about the famine in Somalia & 1 mother's fight to save her kids bbc.com/news/world-afr…...
Then I went here: donate.unhcr.org/africa/en-af/... & within a few clicks I set up a monthly donation. 
If you do 1 thing today, do this. 
PS: You don't need that latte.

Grok is broken.