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“I said, ‘How are you calling me fat? Your whole house is fat.’ But I didn’t do that. I didn’t tear him up like that, but I could’ve really tore him up.” - Lavell Crawford
. @LilDuval Threatened To Beat Up Lavell Crawford Weighing 8 lbs
'I said 'Dude, you can hit me all day I won't even feel it.''
. ParisHilton Beat Out Lavell Crawford For Carl’s Jr. Commercial
'I said 'Who else can do a Carl's Jr. commercial but me?' They put Paris Hilton eating a damn Carl's Jr. Superstar. I eat the Superstar. Why ain't I doin the Superstar commercial? I got one in the car right now.'
. Lavell Crawford Talked Trash To Oprah Winfrey & Forest Whitaker & Says Breaking Bad Is Better Than The Sopranos
'I got on probably one of the best dramas ever to be written, to me. I know they say The Sopranos, but Breaking Bad is a vehicle entity in its own self.'
“Black Adam Sandler” - Katt Williams Wants Black Actors To Be More Like Adam Sandler Says Lavell Crawford
'I used to say I wanted to be a Black Adam Sandler cuz my goal is to get the opportunity to do a few movies and bring my friends in so they can eat.'
. Lavell Crawford Destroys Michael Blackson
Lavell Crawford: Michael Blackson ain't never been that damn famous, he ain't wrote a new joke since '73.
Shannon Sharpe: See now he gon come at me because you said that on my platform.
LC: I told him that. I don't give a f**k.
. Chris Tucker Cursed Out By @lavellthacomic
'We were doing an audition and that n*gga bumped me at the audition...I cussed his *ss out. He said 'Wait a minute man, come on man. I ain't mean it, I didn't know you was going up.''
Michael Jordan Got Mad At Lavell Crawford For Talking About Him
'I said 'Mr. Jordan can I get a picture with you?' He grabbed me and was like 'N*gga let me tell you something, I'll take a picture with you but you better stop talking about me.''
“I didn’t say you only date White women, but White women come and clutch onto a muscle-bound brotha with a career. … They see a goldmine and they dig it.” - Lavell Crawford
. Boosie BadAzz Disrespected Lavell Crawford
'I said 'Mr. Boosie Badazz can I get a picture with you?' He was like 'Yeah man hold on.' So I thought we was gonna take a quick selfie. He said, 'Let me go to the bathroom.' ... This m*ther f**er walks past me and goes sit down.'
. Mike Tyson Scared Of Lavell Crawford
'He's one of the baddest n*ggas in the world but he seen me light a n*gga up in the audience and Mike Tyson literally acted like he was scared of me.'
. Kevin Hart Don’t Look Dangerous Like Lavell Crawford - Lavell Talks Being Underrated & BET Being The Netflix For Black Comedy
'Being a big guy, we can't always get in where little Kevin Hart can get in cuz he don't look as dangerous as us.'
“I’m standing there looking goofy. … I felt even fatter.” - @lavellsthacomic
Boosie BadAzz
. Steve Harvey Hurt Lavell Crawford’s Feelings When He Didn’t Put Him In THINK LIKE A MAN
'I was like, 'Why the f**k I didn't get that opportunity?''
“F**k Rickey Smiley” - Lavell Crawford
Lavell Crawford (jokingly) attacks his friend Rickey Smiley and tells a story from their younger days as comedians when Rickey got Lavell out of jail.