Fix your vaginal microbiome before you get loud with me, sweetheart

and my girl got that 1%

when a bottom 99th percentile vaginal microbiome owner walks in

fvck nudes send me pics of you smiling with your titties out.

Alright, this is tuff

Bum ass loser Celtics! Pure poverty

Well magic fans! You clowns blow

Yes

Me when my portfolio up +10% after a -60% down

Probability you find true love? 3-5%. But that doesn’t mean you can’t substantially increase those odds: If you’re a complete degenerate, sleep with 100+ girls; Your odds are 0%. If you have standards, get lean, become successful, practice presence; Your odds go up to 50%+.

when the hooker asks you how you're gonna pay

POV: - You turned 35 years old - You started doing this exercise - Now you have ZERO Back Pain whatsoever Many such cases

Semen retention is the most dangerous thing a broke man can discover.

Me going to work late knowing they don't have enough competent people to fire me

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

Pallante is a fucking cuckhold loser

abner uribe trash bag beaner. Why are closers so fucking pathetic now