I’m redoing my desk set up.. Should I stain my butcher block a darker color or keep it the way it is?! I’m conflicted..

Kiwis are fuckin FIRE

It’s our year ❤️💙

Happy Friday lil bros and lil sises 🫡

My tongue could be your alarm in the morning but I guess an alarm works too 👿

Just hit my double bonus at work. Someone deserves a double handed tornado stroke 🤷🏼‍♂️.

Can’t wait to go to the gym today 🥹

New desk incoming 😈

Getting the best fast food burger money can buy for dinner 😍🥹

If you know, you know

WE GOT THAT WORK IN 😈

Just put the last stain on the wood tonight but I wish she was staining my wood tonight 🥺

Why tf do I like being in Home Depot? This is what 30 does to you 🤦🏼‍♂️

Happy Saturday big dawgs 🫡

Heard people are getting dry rubs from my local wing spot. I’ll take one of those 👀

If it doesn’t sound like a round of applause when you walk, pipe down

Sometimes we forget to thank the people in our lives that make it better.. So thank you 🥹

Painting and refinishing this desk will be the death of me..

If you can’t do a headstand on my morning wood, I don’t want it..

Hey!!! If you see this, respond. I’m bored.. 👿