Who fared better in retirement gifts from Cricket Aust? Punter's 41 bottles of Grange or my clock? #TimeForComeback

Allow you to enjoy the good times

Wow. I can't believe I have another The_Masters green jacket! Such an honor. #Rejoicing

"Like I always say, Don't count your ducks in a row until they hatch" -Waitress #wafflehouse #firsttime ADS_Syrexz.

XXXX Maroons getting ready for Giant Drop Ride, few nervous faces b4 a 120m free fall #QLDER

Now you know who Shiv will be cheering at the football World Cup.

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"We're all here for a love love match" #smooth #TheBachelorette #BradCox