It’s time for story time with Clifford L, bay bay! So boom. I almost got unalived by a semi-truck with Nicholas Cage in my passenger seat. Everytime this day comes around, it reminds me that I’m grateful to be here. So happy birthday to one of my favorite actors of all time! 🎈

I’d cut off a left pinky toe to hear Jim Ross call John Cena a son of a bitch right about now. #EliminationChamber2025

If big blood doesn’t come to the ring with Usher Raymond IV and LILJON at WWE WrestleMania in Vegas screaming YEAH! then you have missed the greatest opportunity of a lifetime.

Just so everyone knows who I’m rooting for tonight. #AEWAllInTexas

Am I really hearing “We Want Charlotte” chants?! Well, I’ll be damned. #WWEEvolution

I need to hear Rex Ryan say “GONE!” X3 right now!!! #shoheiohtani baaaaaahhhhh 🐐⚾️

So Aaron Glenn couldn’t do us a solid and tell Brad Holmes that Sauce was on the trade block?!?! #OnePride

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Two days til Harassment Day… RIP Patrice O’Neal.

The Last Time is Now. Thank you, John Cena. #SNME #ThankYouCena

I’m not sure I have the words to articulate how grateful I am along with how impressed I am. Your work here as an artist and skill is far beyond anything I’ve ever accomplished. Your words mean more to me than you’ll ever know. Respect.

Pretty sure I saw RealSinisterMinister at 7-Eleven yesterday.

John Cena taps out to Gunther. Same energy. #SNME #JohnCenasLastMatch

Chappelle, Segura and Gervais all dropping within a week of each other!!! I’ve died and gone to comedy heaven! Plus Stranger Things 5!!! Come on, Netflix, with the Christmas wishes!!!

Does Chris Jericho come out to #judas #fozzy tonight?! #wweraw #rawisnetflix

They better not Gobbledygook this damn cargo box! #eliminationchamber #whatsinthebox