“Hey Dad, what was it like to be a Penguins fan during the back to back Stanley Cup runs”

If you're not working on a +3587643 NFL parlay right now, you don't want it bad enough. Be somebody.

I think im addicted to staying ten toes

HOLY SHIT #HockeyIsAwesome #JarrysADAWG

Back in ‘09 these duel wielded on a crisp afternoon day in November sent some adults into hysteria.

Uncle Danny made me a grilled cheese

My girl when I tell her why I put my fingers in my drinks:

Tapping in for a great weekend Rob Gucci noah Justin #68 #Jagu

She was the 6mg zyn to my Coors Lite

when you lock your eyes with a 10/10 but your fade expired 2 days ago😭

may our homies be glad, our exs sad, the opps mad, and new btches bad.

Sometimes i delay my haircut and intentionally look rugged just to make that glow up more iconic.

Tinder but for dudes who want to drink and play pool at dive bars on Thursdays

the rizzession you go through after leaving a long term relationship <<<

I would’ve told shorty I was going to the store to grab a bottle and I would’ve came back with my PS5 and all my bags packed

yeah i should probably be lobotomized soon

If I had a girlfriend I would train her to kill

Me and my bro in the empty gym discussing policies that would get us 3-4 lifetimes in prison

Gon make me act up 🤤